the-real-numbers:

the-real-numbers:

Warren Mackenzie pieces selling for $1500 will never not be funny to me

Warren Mackenzie: oh yeah this mug is like $4 and cheaper than ones you’ll find at a department store. My design philosophy is all about functionality. If I raise the price, people will think it’s too expensive to use it. All I literally care about is usability. Please for the love of God just put some fucking coffee in it. This is literally what I’m all about. Just a cool guy mastering the art of functional pottery

Gallery owner: this is a genuine Mackenzie piece and I’m pricing it so high you won’t even want to breathe on it

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gendzl:

gendzl:

gendzl:

The Great Gatsby’s copyright expires January 1, 2021 and I for one am quite looking forward to the inevitable publication of Nick/Gatsby fanfiction.

Look me in the eye and tell me there’s not at least ten people sitting on a completed manuscript right now. I dare you.

WE HAVE ARRIVED

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usta1969:

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deanmartinwatertorture:

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stramoniumdatura:

yanmagotchi:

bapouro:

One casts poison the other also casts poison

but green

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tiktoksthataregood-ish:

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babehog:

ursulaklegun:

You will never have gloop. She will never do what you yoinky. You will never have big splurgs or a big ass gloopy

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theholetheyfoundsaddamin-deacti:

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cyelatm:

Me: Listen… before we go in, I should warn you. I have a cat…

My date: Oh! I love cats!

Me: Sure, but.. my cat has kind of a weird meow….

My date: You mean like kind of a croaky one? That’s fine!

Me: No, it’s.. well… sigh…. You’ll see.

(A muffled Wilhelm scream is heard through the door)

javisfreckles:

im-the-batmann:

chudchad-deactivated20200101:

armedandgayngerous:

teathattast:

anti-surveillance-state hero

coke fiend

it’s what they deserved

the dyatlov pass incident

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